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Wednesday 13 July 2016

Last evening

Last evening, a tall slim woman whispered to me "Want to have a good time?" and slipped a pill to me. In a moment of folly, I swallowed it and immediately felt light-headed. The next thing I knew, I was laying on the bed with her next to me. What have I done?! Oh, I took the sleep-inducing flu tablet and I feel great this morning! Thanks wifey!

Friday 8 July 2016

Get to know me

I'm proud to say that I'm charismatic, humorous, intelligent, and still shy to admit that I'm the perfect gentleman. Oh, by the way, I'm also an incorrigible liar.