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Friday 28 April 2017

Tight butts

Wife: Do we have tight butts?
Me: Not sure about you, but I confirmed have.
W: Why can't I have yours?
M: Not easy, must work on it.
W: I can just buy what!
M: You very rich and lazy.
W: What you talking? Can get very easy in shopping mall, Chinatown might even be cheaper.

(That's when I realised she is asking about Thai Baht and not tight butts.)

Thursday 27 April 2017

The dark side

There are seedy places here that the powers that be, would rather they remain in the dark, literally. Whenever I have my primal needs in the wee hours, I would try to fight my urges so as to avoid the unsavory characters that rule the night. So instead of going to the kitchen for water at midnight and come face to face with lizards and roaches, I've placed a glass next to my bed before I sleep.


Tuesday 11 April 2017

Stay United

Nothing can forcibly tear me away from United - a brand that I've loved over the decades. I'm sure they will fly again from their latest setback and we fans should rally behind Jose. We are talking about the same United right?